Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.

Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*

by mr eckert September 9, 2021

Melissa

Melissa may look intimidating but trust me, she's very caring. She laughs over funny jokes.

Melissa is fun to be with.

by Quickchow October 20, 2021

Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

A girl who be bruja as fuck

damn! She's such a Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

by TOCAMELABANANA March 21, 2017

Melissa/Mel

is cool
is gay
is funny
is loved
is the smartest person fr
is pog
is anything good you could imagine

Melissa/Mel is anything mentioned above

by arandomdumbass August 4, 2021

Melissa

Melissa is sensitive, damn sensitive.
Melissa is that right person you need to keep yourself alive. She is the emblem of serenity and tranquility, of peace and good humor. She's that medicine that cures you and tastes good too.
Melissa is sensual, passionate and when she loves she doesn't waste even an inch of her skin.
Melissa gives herself to others and sacrifices her happiness to make you happy.

Tip: always have a Melissa in your life.

1: “i need help”
2: “you need Melissa”

by Shetalks November 22, 2021

melissa photiou

melissa is very good at video games

omg melissa photiou is so cracked at valorant

by melissas secret crush January 6, 2022

Melissaism

Meaning.

Gibberish things that Melissa would say.

Any gibberish that Melissa says that's kinda sort of or almost English. .

There's one of those MELISSAISMS again.

by RonP March 8, 2023