l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick

Guy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick (l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d)
Girl: I’m so down 🤭

by hellokitee November 30, 2022

i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

Blueface baby: I put my dick in a bag of doritos!!!

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Random person: i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

by SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT October 4, 2019

M'd

A term parallel to owned but relating to a work situation, where M stands for manager.

A manager has hijacked a colleague on his way out to lunch for a "quick" question:

"oh man Ed just got M'd!"

by barba_papa76 August 27, 2008

MDW

Abbreviated as Memorial Day Weekend. It is the single greatest weekend of the year. An ideal time to be permanently mind-altered and have sex with as many people as possible. You are always single during MDW. The only sober moment will be the ride there and ride home. Usually celebrated by people from New Jersey and is pre planned as early as November. There are only 2 yet significant rules of MDW. Your mind must be altered by any means neccessary and you must be in pure creep mode.

I will be in 100% pure creep mode all of MDW.

by watsgoooooood February 22, 2010

MDMGAY

When a man expresses feelings of love for another man as a result of having taken ecstasy, pills or mdma.

Man 1: "This Dj is a genius! I'm on it...you're on it...we're brothers man.

(Man 1 hugs Man 2)

Man 2: I love you.

Onlooker: That was a bit MDMGAY

by 20000miles May 21, 2008

MDAL

MDAL is an acronym meaning My Dull Ass Laughs.

When attempting to translate the common acronym LMAO (Laugh My Ass Off) into Spanish via on-line translator the result is generally "Ría mi asno apagado," which when run back through the translator from Spanish to English results in "My Dull Ass Laughs," or MDAL!

MDAL @ people who inadvertently stumble upon and consequently use new web-lingo acronyms!

by PooBubbleClub August 24, 2009

Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS)

MDS is a severe neurophysical and behavioral disorder characterized by a lack of marijuana in one's system. Victims of MDS exhibit a tendency to buzzkill, harsh on good times, and induce downer vibes. MDS is treatable, but not curable.

The Federal Government's raid on Oaksterdam University suggest that Obama may be suffering from Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS).

by Fred Quick October 18, 2012