mango seasoning

She's got that mango seasoning.
by blueberry bubblegum October 21, 2017
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Mango Bitch Slap

Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.
What you want me to put it in a sentence? Fuck you! I'm a just keep drinking mango bitch slap
by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 19, 2023
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mango sex

When a man inserts his penis into a mango, thrusts inside of it, and eventually ejaculates.

Or alternatively, if you're dealing with a male mango, the mango will insert it's gigantic throbbing member into a woman's "bagina" (or a man's, it's 2023 people, come on.)
John: hello my brotha
Kurt: I love mango
John: nice

Kurt: no not like that, I want to have mango sex
by MongusMongus July 31, 2023
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Mango

An adjective that describes a state of wellbeing that closely resembles the feeling of fresh, sweet, and great all in one
Person 1: How are you today Clippy?
Person 2: Am feeling pretty mango, thanks for asking.
by Freeman7436 October 16, 2023
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Mango

Man’s ass.
Guy 1: Yo, you see that thick peach?
Guy 2: Nah, I see that thick mango though. I wanna eat it.
by King Kappa the First June 15, 2022
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Mango

THE WORST THING THE COULD EVER LIVE ON THIS BLUE MARBLE OF A PLANET.
Person 1. I love mangoes, how about you?
Person 2. Get out of my life mangoes suck bananas are the best!
Person 3. He is right.
by Monkeys are lit bro May 17, 2021
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Mango

A word people use to call someone stupid or insult them without hurting there Actual feelings.
There such a mango they don’t know how to spell excellent.
by Nooooo your not perfect August 20, 2022
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