Luke joke

A Luke joke is a joke that's so bad nobody but the person telling the joke laughs. A Luke joke is also usually followed by stares of disbelief at the joke-teller's complete lack of humor.

Person 1: "So you know what killed the dinosaurs?"

Person 2: "A Meteor?"

Person 1: "No. DinoSARS! (laughing uncontrollably)"

Person 2: "You're a retard. Stop telling Luke jokes."

by Burnt Renolds October 11, 2008

Luke

A total sweetheart of a guy, who makes his friends feel loved...most of the time. Overall one of the best guy friends a girl could ask for. Also occasionally very tall.

"Hey, who's that guy you're always texting?"
'His name is Luke, he's my best friend'
"With a name like that, I can see why"

by ShortOne May 5, 2013

luke okerman

a red neck wuss who thinks he is the best at everything but reallly isnt
kale robinson is better

god that bitch is such a luke okerman

by kale robinson January 11, 2008

Luke Kantor

An amazingly awesomely awesome Person

Luke Kantor is such a hoss

by hossdaddy3000 December 7, 2010

luke

this is someone who is crazy talented. he’s kind, caring, and hilarious!
he’s tough but has a sensitive side.

he’s often shy, and prefers having a few close friend over large groups.

girl 1: is that luke? he’s so sweet
girl 2: yeah i know right.

girl 1: okay gotta blast

girl 2: aight

by thisme May 21, 2018

Luke

Luke is a very sexy mother fucker with a huge dick will make you more wet then The little mermaid and will test you like a princess

wow you are with Luke you lucky bitch

by papadadlol420 June 11, 2018

Luke Sturch

An aspiring nonce and child toucher inspired by histories greatest nonces e.g. Jimmy S and Chris Hill

You did a Luke Sturch

by S2005a2005 January 9, 2020