Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.

by astoriaboy28 March 27, 2009

logging off

n : manual stimulation of the genital organs while playing on your personal computer.

Chris was logging off before he went home for the day.

by Chris da raiser October 20, 2005

the log train

The penis, when on bottom.

My wife came home to jump on and ride the log train!

by Titan49 January 3, 2018

Da log

A great drinking spot in the woods. A great place for drinking Mickey’s deuces in excess without worrying about the cops. It might not be that comfortable but all of places to piss and different ways to run if the cops did come into the woods.

Hey are you going to “Da Log” later? Because T.C. Is getting cases and cases of deuces right now and you know the Elsmere cops won’t bother us there!!

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020

Deuce Log

A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.

"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"

"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009

banana logging

The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.

I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.

Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.

by jarf May 27, 2013

lay log

the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole

dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog

by astound legend January 20, 2022