When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.
by astoriaboy28 March 27, 2009
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Get the logging off mug.the accidental situation of when someone's scrotum gently touches the water in the toilet when having a bowel movement
I realized it was a log bobber when I felt the water touching my sack!
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