Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.
After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.
by astoriaboy28 March 28, 2009
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logging off

n : manual stimulation of the genital organs while playing on your personal computer.
Chris was logging off before he went home for the day.
by Chris da raiser October 20, 2005
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lay log

the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole
dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog
by astound legend January 20, 2022
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Rotting Log

A phenomenon where there is a crossover containing Pokey Minch from Earthbound as well as a character from another media that should never (under any circumstances) interact with him.

The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.
"We should totally rotting log with William Afton from Five Nights At Freddy's."
by soyhuman September 03, 2023
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Skol log

Shit covered wood or a wooden object used to anally violate somebody
That Josh is real skol log.
by Pliznay February 12, 2020
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log bobber

the accidental situation of when someone's scrotum gently touches the water in the toilet when having a bowel movement
I realized it was a log bobber when I felt the water touching my sack!

logger bobber sack skim scrotum
by John326 November 06, 2013
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the log train

The penis, when on bottom.
My wife came home to jump on and ride the log train!
by Titan49 January 04, 2018
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