local mop bucket

Where all the kewl kids hang at the KKK (Kewl Kids Klub)

Daddy Dave, the cunt: Are you coming out tonight?
Sexy Steve: Yeah, I'll meet you at the local mop bucket sweetheart Dave McGurdeyson ;)
Daddy Dave, the cunt: Ohayeeeeee see ya there baby
Both: White power, the cunt.

by DaddyDarecareKennedy, the cunt January 13, 2018

local sorority

A sorority that typically consists of only one chapter, located at the university it was founded at. Chapters are typically small in size compared to their National counterparts, who tend to have chapters of 100+ girls.

Chi Omega Rho, a local sorority at Lawrence Technological University

by ORho February 1, 2014

Local celebtard

A local celebrity, for example, a news anchor, reporter or meteorologist. These people claim they got into the line of work they are in because they had a true passion for it but, really, we all know they are only doing it in the hopes a Hollywood casting agent will one day spot them. Or The Today Show will fire Matt Lauer or Al Roker for them.

Person one: What you watching on TV?
Person two: Oh just Craig Setzer, from CBS 4 in Miami
Person one: Oh he's a local celebtard.

by Chocolate Dreamz January 24, 2011

locally sourced milk

Milk from a girls tits.

“Yooo!! I found a milf who’s going to give me locally sourced milk!”

by nesol June 22, 2022

local celeb

A well known person in a small town area, that’s not actually relevant in the real world.

Look at that local celeb I see them every party.

by Taylor Tuscan April 10, 2021

local shower shitter

Check your shower.

God damn it the local shower shitter shat in my shower again.

by starry da great January 8, 2025

educational local

A friend you know that goes to a nearby high school, college, or university

"yoo that's my friend over there! he's an educational local" "greetings my educational local, how u been?"

by gyattamasaurus rex September 1, 2023