to masturbate. A lincoln car is a car that is very long and wide. The rev up part is a term used to explain the back and forth movement of the hand to "rev up" the penis.
by DinoDAN911 December 29, 2010
When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl
“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition”
“Ooh, now I get it.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition”
“Ooh, now I get it.”
by Footlongsub March 01, 2021
A sexual situation wherein one partner (the one to whom the act is being performed) suddenly considers a change in position, but soon thereafter decides not to and then resumes sex. It is often characterized by an uncomfortable, bipartisan tension. Named after the Rhode Island Senator himself.
I was fuckin' my girlfriend in the ass last night when she suddenly pulled a Senator Lincoln Chafee on me. After we resumed, it just wasn't as good anymore
by ZagFag April 26, 2005
A high school located in southwest Portland, Oregon near downtown. Is 40% Jewish, 30% Buddhist, and 30% Christian and/or other. If you're not Russian, Korean, or originally from Canada, you're a minority. The median income for families whose kids attend Lincoln is $100,000 and many live in mansions. Needless to say, these kids love skipping school to go shopping downtown, yet still manage to pull off straight A's.
Fun fact: Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons attended Lincoln.
Fun fact: Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons attended Lincoln.
I went to Lincoln High School. I never went to class yet graduated with a 4.0 and got a $10,000 scholarship to Lewis & Clark. How I love being AZN!
by RiseUpPortland October 26, 2009
by Brunzy83 April 10, 2017
The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.
Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).
Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
by M_E_A_T August 11, 2006
by H0RSE November 08, 2006