Lurking Lingerer

A person who stalks or makes another person feel uncomfortable by there mere presence in a room

Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.

by Dan The Dish June 25, 2010

dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 3, 2010

Armchair Logger

Someone who logs a geocache find, without having actually visited the geocache. Quite often getting a fellow geocacher to sign their name in the logbook, while they are elsewhere.

They may have found a lot of geocaches, but everyone knows they are an armchair logger.

by GLOTCH November 9, 2010

one-logger

When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.

ex 1)

Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..

ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO

by Jacob Longfloor February 26, 2012

Finger linger

When you put all your fingers in a girl's vagina and just leave them in there without doing anything

I bet he's a pussy who gives people the finger linger

by Denumcarne May 23, 2016

Siberian Logger

A weapon made by taking a shit, freezing it, and dropping it into a sock

Person A:Yo, how did you get that black eye and broken arm!?
Person B:My mom used a Siberian Logger on me, made it herself

by totally not matthew May 28, 2018

we linger

when you are in someone mind body and sole, and can take over the word of mouth, there body movements, have masturbating time with them, look out there eyes, as if yours, hear voices- of their lover- have them touch you and you them, linked up in the mind, only as a state of mind- in a fantasy world. To be hunted by a ghost or fallen angle. to feeling them breathing for you also- and harts as one. To trade place with another...

'we linger in each-others bodies every night.'

by Is1i October 4, 2018