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Landon

A dude that like to streak the bed and kisses dude like Porter, Devin and Colby
by Landon kisser June 11, 2022
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Landon

landon is one of the most caring and funniest people you could ever meet. landon is very quite but once he opens up to you he’s very loud. just kidding he’s super sweet and will listen to anything you have to say. he may argue with you sometimes and may even do things you would have never thought he would do but at the end of the day he always makes up with you and can laugh everything off. landon is the only people you will feel safe around. when he gives you a hug you never want to let go. he’s like a big giant who is like 10 times stronger then you actually thinks he is. landon is very loveable.
girl 1- that girl katie is always with that guy landon.

girls 2- yea i know landon is so cute!
by puddles/baxter 2116 June 10, 2022
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Landon

Slip and Landon deez nuts
"stop being a Landon"
"a Landon?"
"Slip and Landon deez nuts lmaoooo"
by Hunt1ngw01f March 2, 2022
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Landon

Deez nutsTrip and land-on deez nuts
“Hey you know Landon?”
“No, who is that?”
“TRIP AND LAND-ON DEEZ NUTS
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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Landon Everette Pillatzki

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him
by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023
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Landon

A small penis no one likes him and he is annoying
Landon is a nerd.
by Rvcsdg ge March 24, 2022
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Landon

A gay dude who eat a lot of penis
by Dycibgccg September 14, 2020
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