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Lamp

It means lmao, but never means lmfao. ONLY

LMAO😩
Me: Lamp
You: Lamp
by 😡😡😡 😩 December 16, 2020
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Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how
I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?
by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021
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LAMP

Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.

LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.

Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious
“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”

“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”
by Dmplx November 2, 2021
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Lamp

Lame ass mother-fucking people
by Itslife123456789 September 2, 2021
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Lamp

Bailey: I’m joking haha
Alyssa: LAMP
by A-person_named_no September 3, 2021
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magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.
*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."
by realisttttt January 23, 2013
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brown lamp

Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.
by brownlamper September 16, 2013
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