Gen lag

The interval between discovering a given phenomenon/meme on the Web and receiving it in email from a parent.

"Poor Mom just sent me that LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE video from like a month ago. Now that's some gen lag."

by Scott Neilson November 2, 2007

Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.

Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.

by Valet Parking Hater January 8, 2015

Bag lag

When a male has been sitting for quite some time and the relative humidity of the area has caused his scrotum to adhere to the inside of his thigh

"Oh man, I hate it when I get bag lag in public."

by cubcan January 5, 2015

Lag Mervil

A lag mervil is one of the worst lag ever.

Noob 1: Wtf...
Noob 1: WTF!!?? LAG MERVIL!
Noob 2: Fix laggggg fjkdhjf
*Save Game*
Pownd: Noob 2, ur lagging mervil.
Noob 2: WHAT? LAWLWTFSTFUNOOBROFLMAOBBQ!!!!
*Ban Noob 2*
Noob 1: Whatta noob... LOL
*Ban Noob 1*

by JuVa KnViL July 12, 2008

lag

Also suitable 4 LAGing dnd party members.Like my buddies LOY,Gad etch.

D.M.:<<U hear enemy casting behind the dungeon door.What will u do?>>
LAGing party:<<He,he its easy we ll stay here for about 8 hours while we replenish our spells n the enemy caster has already used up his own....>>:P

by OrderlordTank January 13, 2005

Fest-lag

The vacant confusion and paranoia caused by a long stint at a summer festival: sleeping in the office bog, but buzzing at night; basically feeling like a fire alarm is going off in your cave when you're trying to hibernate.

I sat there staring at the log-in screen for an hour, three shaky fingers hovering above the keyboard, before I realised the extent of my fest-lag.

by nmnmnmnm July 16, 2010

gg lag

Word combination used by one player in particular known as "Inacurate." A combination born from the seemingly "necessity" of league games to always end with players saying "gg" regardless if it was or not, and the term "lag" used by most players to reference the fact that they did not die to skill, but in fact a network discrepancy.

CSn00b killed Inacurate with AK47
Inacurate: gg lag!

by Inacurate October 10, 2004