Kevin

Mom

I said, “It’s not a faze Kevin”

by UwUmigirl July 2, 2019

Kevin

That one kid whose "Laptop ran out of battery and has to get a spare 1997 dell from the school"

Oh, Kevin!!!

by hohohhohohohoo May 23, 2021

kevin

just an ordinay pigeon, made extra-ordinary by louis tomlinson

KEVINNNNN!!!

by pienpien February 23, 2021

Kevin

A dick-ass boy

Brianna - "Ugh, He is such a Kevin!"
Nicole - "I know, right!"

by baesicbri December 27, 2017

Kevin

A man who newly sounds like the high quality baked bitch he is.

Wow that kevin sounds so different da fuq

by Candygirl188 July 23, 2019

kevin

SO FUCKING FINE BRO...SO TALL AND HOT WITH THE DEEPEST VOICE EVER

"who's kevin?"
"the finest man on earth"

by chanelluv November 11, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is the slowest. He is the type of guy that would lose a race to a snail because he is so slow. He also sucks at pretty much every drinking game because he is the slowest, especially at snappa. The only thing a kebin is fast at is cumming

Nobody wants to have Kevin on their team, he is the slowest and always sinks his own cup

by Fastest September 25, 2019