Jose a guy who doesnt like being in a serious relationship. He makes you think hes going out with you and then cheats on you, possibly even in your face. A guy that doesnt give a fuk wat you say. A guy that just likes to fool around with you, gets you in bed and then acts like he never knew you. Doesnt text you back or anything. He even fuks girls that have boyfriends. Dont go out with Jose Loredo he is bad news
by Bvb*123 July 15, 2011
by JR1416 June 24, 2018
A lonely ass nigga who text a bunch a girls in hope of poon poon. They claim to not be lonely and desperate and will always talk about history.
by PuertoRicanMohican May 02, 2019
by Jose Macks Lovelies May 20, 2010
The best side of San Jose, California located just an hour south of San Francisco. It's got one of the state's top public schools, Lynbrook High School, and it is populated by upper middle class families that are either white or asian. It is the heart of Silicon Valley, and chances are, there is at least one person in each family working in either high tech or medicine. This area is entirely suburban and at the same time is incredibly sheltered from the real world.
Bob: Yo, where you from, homie?
Jack: What do you mean, "homie"?
Bob: You're hella sheltered.
Jack: It's not my fault, I'm from West San Jose...
Jack: What do you mean, "homie"?
Bob: You're hella sheltered.
Jack: It's not my fault, I'm from West San Jose...
by HellaWestside April 12, 2006
Basically the most beastest NHL team their is, though never won a stanley cup, since theve only been around for about 2 decades, but their just amazing.
Person 1: Isnt a Shark a fish?
Person 2: No, but like the shark-fish they will eat any team/fish alive.
Person 1: San Jose Sharks are beast
Person 2: No, but like the shark-fish they will eat any team/fish alive.
Person 1: San Jose Sharks are beast
by Juliejonas February 08, 2010
when jose is massive gay
by Apollo1085 January 07, 2019