Jon-Michael

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.
We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.
by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021
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Jon Bonin'

To test positive for benzoylecgonine, a metabolite of cocaine, and due to the fact beating up an opponent
Damn, He must have been jon bonin' he won that fight too easy.
by Goldrico January 08, 2015
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Jon Fishman

The Drummer of Phish. The audial version of Bob Ross and blastoplast of the Death Star. The most underrated drummer of all time.

Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others
Jon Fishman tucking is great... You suck at tucking.
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HARRY JONS

HARRY JONS is a word that you could use for a short person who could subjectively be as big as your big toe.
omg you look so HARRY JONS today lol
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HARRY JONS

harry jons is a type of short person that would subjectively be the size of your toe
'omg you look so harry jons today!'
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jordan and jon

you are such a jordan and jon!
jordan and jon are a couple that will never be forgotten
by blah blah bkah December 08, 2017
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