Jonas Brothers

Three little faggots, in a shitty girl band (not a boy band). They have no girls on them anymore, little fags with plastic guitars and fake drums. Don't even write good songs, mostly about gay love.

Boy: I'm going to look up ''fags'' on Google.

Google: ''Did you mean: Jonas Brothers?''

Boy: Oh! Haha, I was right!

by joassssrstdt April 3, 2010

Jonas Brothers

-Little fagboy sellouts who went out and found the Disney Channel and have predilections for wearing tight pants that reavals what little they are packing. They're only fans are girls ages 6-16 and they type LiKkee THIssS.

-A type of STD.

-A leigoin of bottom feeders at the bottom of the music food chain.

(1.) Girl - Hey did you watch the Jonas Brothers last night on Disney? Omg they're soo hott!!

Guy - Why don't you get a fucking life already and quit obsessing over some corperate sellouts and go listen to real music!!

(2.) Last night I was taking a piss and I noticed that my penis was purple, I think I might have the Jonas Brothers!!!

(3.) The Jonas Brothers are not music, they're what music eats.

by pageplant77 August 10, 2009

Jonathan

A boy who loves making people laugh and happy and he is so sensitive and caring he will always love the girl of his dreams no matter what he will always be there for his friends but for all the people he makes happy he can not be happy without the girl of his dreams.

Look at that boy over there he is such a Jonathan and I love him

by Zombiebutcher210 May 16, 2015

Jonas Brothers

possibly the reason music SUCKS today,
the gayest band since, ever.
there fan base is made up of 5-15 year olds, that will probally kill thereselves when they are older when they found out they were obsessed. the band members are, kevin, joe and nick. quite possibly the reason why people are turning gay.

" did you hear that new god awful jonas brothers song"

by jonasbrothershater3213 August 14, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A Group Of 3 Queers Who Have No Life And Suck Eggs. They Cant Sing And I Hate Them.

Sad JB Fan - Like OMG I Love The Jonas Brothers They're So Fitt!!





Get A Life They Suck!

by MekaMurderScene February 15, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Possibly the worst fad to hit the world whose fan base consists of retards and gullible young females who believe one day they will birth these douche bags' children.

Person 1: OMFG DID YOU SEE HOW HOT THE JONAS BROTHERS WERE YESTERDAY???

Person 2: Shut Up, Faggot.

by CoolDudeJim September 1, 2009

Jonah

A guy who loves memes and is as crazy as heck. Fights with a girl about who’s “the most epic” He’s a great friend tho

Jonah: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by ShawnMendesLover9807 June 8, 2019