John

A man hoe who likes peepee

"lol, what a John"

by Kiwikick June 19, 2019

Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020

John

Every British/American guy ever

Person #1: Yo that guy's British. What do you think his name is?
Perso n #2: Probably John

by petergrifin June 8, 2020

John

Meaning gun - mostly used in Liverpool

I’m not scared of him arkids got his John lad

by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018

John

Not the smartest person they don’t come much dumber he’s the kind of person that would sell his car for a shiny rock often two faced but is somehow alive

Your being such a john

by Rider420 April 30, 2019

John

Bogus

That idea is so John

by Hshdbeishsbeisoxjdpwb April 27, 2019

John

A boy who sounds like Elmo but he’s funny And micky mouse his friends love him tho

Ah ha ha it’s John aka micky mouse

by Ah ha ha August 3, 2019