jazzy jazz

1.) a "crunk" being that originates in an urban settlement and draws fellow people to celebrate and party around this person

2.)always has some sort of bottle in hand and takes pictures to post on a social networking site.

The group of dallas pedestrians left their plans for the night just to celebrate with jazzy jazz

by kamakazepilot December 7, 2009

Jazz Apples

noun, Big fuck off testicles

adj, Jazzappling/Jazzapple - to teabag someone to Jazz Music or play jazz music using your balls.

(Also the name of a type of apple)

"Fuck off Jonny or i'll put my fucking Jazz Apples in your mouth."

"Seriously Jonny! I will Jazzapple your eyelids if you dont get your jazz apples out of my face."

"Holy shit Mark...That guy must have some serious jazz apples to fuck around with that guy."

"Nobody knows this...but Miles Davis...King of Jazzappling. Fo real."

by Babu Baloo September 1, 2011

Jazz hand

When one snaps their fingers and states "jazz hands" in order to let anther friend know they farted in public, without anyone one else knowing.

(Farts) "Jazz hands"

by Tangerine14 June 27, 2014

christian jazz

christian jazz is a genre of music founded on march 5th, 2005, because thats when i invented it. artists include "The Big Jesus Caberet" as well as "Reverend Lovejoys Funkified Trio". haha julian, i was right. i rule. thats right, i fucking own!!!!!

christian jazz is a kind of music that is better than normal jazz, but not nearly as good as nirvana. nirvana rocks balls.

by j to tha ross March 15, 2005

jizz-jazz

jazz that provides the listener with a massive urge to jizz instantanously

"jizz in my pants"by lonly island is a form of jizz-jazz

by N8_Da_Gr8_254 June 19, 2009

jazz hands

A dance move, charecterized by middle aged gay men yelling at you in sequence or acompanied by upbeat show music. To execute this move, you must extend all muscles of the hand until your hand is red, shaking and it hurts. Jazz hands are highly annoying, but effective to impress judges at dance competition.

Dance Teach- Give me jazz hands! I wanna see them red and shakey
Dancer- Are these jazz hands?
DT- (Bends the students hand backwards til it breaks) No! These are Jazz hands, and they are gold!

by atothemotherfrickinc September 28, 2006

crack jazz

n. A piece of jazz music that involves musicians playing extremely fast runs (usually during solos) throughout the song, as if the musicians were on crack, speed, or some other stimulant drug when they recorded the song.

Listen to some Miles Davis and John Coltrane recordings if you want to listen to classic "crack jazz". For a more modern example, look up songs by the New York Big Band on Youtube.

by Jimmy "Sax Machine" Phillips July 12, 2009