jason

jason’s the kinda guy who likes to flex on ft. he’s got a twin who is 2 minutes older than him (which means 2 minutes better). he wants A NOTHER GEKO.
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Jason

Jason is a privileged white boy. He thinks he's hot and assumes everyone likes him. He's kinda a rich Fuck boy. He'll end up playing with you.
Jayla " That privileged white boy is such a jason"
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Jason

Unreliable. Cares about nothing but himself. He is so disorganized everyone hates him. He cares about you though and he loves you.
Jason is so disorganized!!
by Kenzie34 April 21, 2018
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when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it
OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!
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Also known as scrapasaurus as his work is useless
Fuck sake scrapasaurus that's one million dollars down the drain. Jason is going to get a donkey punch
by Mbgod September 04, 2019
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Usually a guy who doesn’t smell the best and knows EVERYTHING other nick names is stinky and puke.
Hey Robert did you see Jason over there knowing everything?
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A person that sings in class to the linus and lucy song. Also blocks walkways with chair. Corrects Teacher.
Jason:"Actually Colonel Sanders was a real Colonel that dropped fried chicken from his plane instead of bombs.
Guy:"Oh that must be Jason correcting the teacher"
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