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Jans

She is so good in everything, almost perfect and very beautiful. A “jans” can be used in all genders, that’s why it is widely knowned in the world. Jans is a masterpiece and a very talented person, jans can also manipulate your life by just winking according to the history of names, jans is a powerful and seductive person
Jans is the best person in the world, he/she can spread wings and fly, jans is the 1st long lost cousin of Maleficent
by June1Fjk February 3, 2020
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bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
by Hosier March 2, 2011
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Jan

A SUB(Super-Uper Boyfriend).
by wju January 19, 2025
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Jan 31st

Boy: Hey it's Jan 31st *kiss*
Girl: woww :0
by krika :) January 29, 2023
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Jan

A guy who crawls around the streets in a diaper at 4 am after several beers using his mating call to attract hot Czech women
“I hear someone shouting on the street

“That must be Jan then”
by StenyStew February 10, 2024
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Jan

Jan
Jan is the guy who you would want to spend new years with if you want to climax your last day of the year.
Wow, I could really use a Jan right now lmao
by Wtfisthislmaoooo December 28, 2021
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