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jeremy with a j

A man who is down for anything, loves having fun, and is very simple. He doesnt require much to be happy. He is extremely friendly as he makes friends easily.
That guy is such a jeremy with a j. Hes so cool.
by VindictiveAngel January 6, 2023
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J-mass

A person who constantly ditches or bails on plans or friends, typically for a girl who is a snake or gold digger. Often times they share a room at ones parents house.
I cant belive j-mass is ditching his buds and missing the races!

Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends
by #3OrDie July 19, 2018
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The J Syndrome

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.
“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”
by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020
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J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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J patty

J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.

The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
J PATTY ME
by The JPatty eater July 10, 2010
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Zeus J

A majestic unicorn like human that does live streams on MeetMe that has a majestic beard that any human would gladly wish to grow upon their chin. Zeus J is often times seen saying "cool george" to an extremely weird man named Georgeous that comes to his stream .
Georgeous: I love buckets of grease with extra ranch and lots of banana buns .

Zeus J : Cool George
by Someonethatluvstacobell June 27, 2022
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J Sauce

The trademark barbecue sauce used in various menu items at the restaurant Funky J's.
Damn! J Sauce tastes so good with this pulled pork.

There's J Sauce everywhere!

I wonder what makes the J Sauce so delicious?
by bgcharlieelcra August 15, 2018
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