Hellmanns Best

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.

Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.

by sloppiest seconds April 30, 2013

Best Foe

Someone who is always been an enemy and is the best at being your enemy

you;Okay, we can agree on one thing
enemy; what
you; that you are my best foe
enemy; and you are my best foe too you ugly son of a b***h

by thedweebfromacrossthestreet December 29, 2012

Best friend

Someone you couldn’t live without. Someone who is there for you through thick and thin. Always keeps you in check, and keeps up w your bs. You make memories with them that you wouldn’t trade the world for. Always there for you no matter what. A shoulder to cry on, someone to vent/ rant to. Always support and believe in you. And always wants the best for you. A best friend is someone you love with all your heart with and nothing could ever change that.

That’s my best friend over there. I trust her with everything and I love her so much.

by alexenriquez February 1, 2020

Jed's Best

Some insane blondies that make you jizz in your pants.

I had some Jed's Best blondies yesterday and I accidentally busted my load all over my buddy.

by Foodie1 June 20, 2010

Best friend

The most amazing person you will ever meet they will make you happy when you are sad and they are always there for you when you need them but most of all they are like ur brother and/or sister

I love my best friend she is like the sister I never had

by 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 April 9, 2017

Best friend

A best friend is when you truly care about someone and how they feel both physically and emotionally, and when you are unconditionally determined to make them happy no matter what /:'-)

Underfell flowey: 🎶i know I'm not grave the way that I was I'm not strong I don't know if we'll make it out but.... "I'll be your best friend until the end"🎶 me: thank you... /:'-)

by Female sans September 1, 2017

Best behavior

When you accept any bullshit to ensure your significant other stays happy

He hit me but I had promised to be on my best behavior. So I will raise the issue on another day

by Msechhh December 25, 2018