Iron cock

''Omg who is that?''
'' It's Jens the iron cock!''
by morerna September 29, 2021
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leg-irons

Leg irons are chains locked to the ankles to prevent running while permitting walking. The hyphen in leg-irons is optional. Other names for leg irons are leg cuffs, shackles, ankle irons. "Leg cuff" is a new invention with its basis in "handcuff", though a more accurate analogy would call leg irons "footcuffs". "Shackle" is also a general term that applies to many U-shaped pieces of metal that have a pin or bolt across the opening.
Since the prisoner had run from policemen before, they restrained him in leg-irons as well as cuffing his hands behind his back.

Defendants may not appear in court in leg-irons where juries can see them unless the presiding judge finds it necessary.

In preparing a detainee for the humane restraint chair, the person will be in handcuffs and leg-irons when appropriate.
by Ted Shepherd January 22, 2012
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Ironic boganism

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1. The partaking of overt acts of boganism by middle and upper-class Australians.

2. An Australian persons love of irony taken to an extreme and reflected in certain lifestyle choices in a somewhat conflicting manner, most usually to humorous effect.
ie.
a) An urban corporate executive (Andrew) discussing his car, "My love of the moment is a 1969 modded-up Holden Ute, Beryl-She is awesome!!!"

b) "Bogan" and "Kath and Kim" parties that take place in post-codes such as "3142"

c) The Working Dog's production of (The Australian version) of "Kath and Kim" was a piss-take and celebration of Boganism, but most Working Dog production members and writers would not be classifiable "bogans". Hence, they created a show with some foundations in ironic boganism.
by elle_darko November 19, 2010
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iron assault

A game on Roblox where you form a dictatorship in shocking 360p. It's like risk but in Roblox.
Guy 1: Bruhhhh Poland is taking over my entire country

Guy 2: you playing Iron Assault?
by ElecWaffles January 06, 2021
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Iron Popsicle

A penis that has recently been inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, and unwashed since. If the woman then goes down on said penis, she is sucking on an "iron popsicle."
My boyfriend and I had sex while i was on my period. Later when we went to bed i decided to suck on his penis a bit without thinking of the period-sex we had earlier and had myself an iron popsicle.
by Sriz July 13, 2009
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Pumping Iron

"I had to change my sheets because I was pumping iron with Sara last night"
by Quawmfpt January 08, 2015
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Iron Kids

1. A slang term that references the slice of bread placed in the middle of a circle jerk, which the participants aim for. At the conclusion of the c.j. festivities, the last man to sling his seed is forced to "eat the Iron Kids".

2. To humiliate

3. To get the short end of the stick, so to speak.
1. "Boy that circle jerk sure was fun, but it looks like Matt will be eating the Iron Kids."

2. "You're gonna be snackin' the Iron Kids when I get done with you!"

3. "Steve had to eat the slice of Iron Kids when his date, whom he met on MySpace, turned out to be a fuckin sasquatch.
by D. Slim July 04, 2006
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