“Sun poisoning”

A completely made up term that stupid botox ridden girls use to describe their experience at the beach when they swell up into Benedict Cumberbatch and don’t want to be honest as to why.

“Hey have you seen Becky?”

“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”

“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth”

by Garry Scope June 7, 2023

Sun in the uk

More rare than rolling a 829 on a 999999998828191919911991919919191 sided dice if it exited

I love britan
What about the weather there
Oh yeah sun in the uk is so rare

by Ikjjjjjiiiiuuuu July 30, 2021

Jef-A-Sun

An intellectual giant and sex stamina God. A light in the dark.

No one shines as bright as Jef-A-Sun.

by Ransac November 22, 2021

Feathers In The Sun

When you swallow the red pill, tie your belt around the ceiling fan and your neck and jerk off to passing cars before you pass out.

Remember to have a good friend spot you.

Casey goes all Feathers In The Sun every time there's a pale moon.

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

Oscar Sun

A half-human half-fish creature who likes turning his friends into memes. Unable to resist the danger, Oscar has a habit of picking a fight with 5 men at the same time, while holding a bottle of Rum. Likes punching bags, playing boardgames with his boy Xander and getting carried by his main *** Tom. Extremely shy around girls... sometimes not always ;)

Oscar Sun: "Hey, calculus exam tomorrow, let's play League tonight" *take a sip of tequila*
"Tequila tastes like crap" *takes another sip of tequila*

by Alcoholic Math Homework June 14, 2017

Sun magnet

A racial slur targeting a black person. Based on that a darker color absorbs more sunlight and heat.

Look at that sun magnet.

by KingSunMag July 16, 2022

suns a bitchenest

The "Red Neck" way of saying the popular term "Sons of bitches"

"Don was mad at his kids and called them a couple of suns a bitchenest"

by Casual Portal Player June 4, 2016