Austrian officer: "Holy cow! This tiny little fun-sized French guy is running rings around us!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"
by AustriaHungaryChi-Ha-Tan December 31, 2022
The most lively spot Upper Manhattan has to offer. The residents themselves don't even know half the people wandering in searching for some company that has been stripped away thanks to the Chinavirus. Hundreds of college kids come and go, but only a select few can break into the inner circle. They accept applications every pandemic, but it's more competitive than NYU Medical School.
Hey Billy, I applied to be a part of the Heights House, but they blindsided me with a difficulty level 1000 Boss Mode question, "name every person who lives full time in the Heights House." How the hell would I know? I've seen at least 69 people in the past 30 minutes searching for free booze.
by oatmealsizzle February 07, 2021
A neighborhood in the borough of Queens, New York. A lot of races converge here, hispanics, Indians, white people, etc. The food is awesome, although the subway isn't always that good. It's not too expensive to live here, and almost anyone can fit in, just don't be a bitch and you'll find yourself nicely around this neighborhood. It's quite busy in the afternoons, and sometimes late night, but you'll get used to it.
person 1. Hey, did you see that guy? He lives in Jackson Heights.
person 2. Damn man, I've always wanted to live there. I heard its very nice and diverse!
person 2. Damn man, I've always wanted to live there. I heard its very nice and diverse!
by JustYourFootballFan January 05, 2024
This is invoked mid-game in any competition when someone wants to cheat by changing the rules of the game.
Jeff K called Hacienda Heights Rules during the dodgeball game so that his team could add an additional player.
by SoPasDude July 01, 2023
A bunch of weirdos who text each other during 11:30 at night. Most of their texts include confusion as they often don't know what they're doing sending each other weird stuff like how bottled water is just enslaved moisture. They have huge height differences and people often tease them for it.
by SecondShortest September 15, 2019
by realdealzzzzz April 16, 2019
To drive around the Heights and or hills of a town or city and smoke bowls, blunts, pipes, or whatever kind of marijuana device suits your fancy.
by Stay Smokin April 30, 2008