Shovel nail action

When someone has huge accumulations of dirt under there nails.. And it looks like they have used their nails to shovel dirt and/or faeces.

’Damn Lisa has some shovel nail action’ Greg gagged heavily.

by AstrayMind98 June 28, 2020

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class action dbag

The highest level of douche-baggery one can achieve. When you think of how someone can be that much of a douche, then they qualify.

Person 1 : "Hey man wanna go to the club tonight, my treat?"

Person 2 : "I don't do clubs, I'm gonna stay home and play WOW"

Person 1 : "You are certainly a class action dbag, my friend"

by 0nzlaught February 23, 2011

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Cockfighting? No, Officer, We were just doing some live-action Pokemon.

Michael Vick was arrested yesterday on allegations of involvement in an underground live-action Pokemon ring.

A wild pitbull appears!
Fido, I choose you!
Fido used bite to the throat.
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE

by Tim Branin February 26, 2011

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assfirmative action

The act of purposely lighting one's farts on fire while high on weed. Note: This can be extremely dangerous and should not be attempted unless super high.

Guy A: Hey we are so high right now....

Guy B: Im so high that i'm going to take an assfirmative action.
Guy A: Don't burn your ass off.

by lokkomokko January 24, 2010

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action figure tan

when one's arms are way more tan than their torso due to over use of tank-tops and other sleeveless apparel, so their arms are left looking like they were freshly attached.

I was trying to get rid of the tan lines from my t-shirt, but i was left with the ever embarrassing "action figure tan."

by lopemastergm July 4, 2008

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