Mountain Husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

mountain husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to The best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

mountain husband

When a man take s care of a woman who is just a friend to him and gets totally taken advantage of.

He was her mountain husband until she turned into a complete Narcissistic bitch.

by OuttaCake August 19, 2022

Damn Husband

A husband that pisses off all your friends and your parents like him because of his job

That damn husband is just the worst, we all hate him.

by Are Kelli September 1, 2022

tripod husband

a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.

"Have you seen Maggie's vacation feed? Her tripod husband is so good, her photos look amazing"

by Jonny Le February 9, 2023

Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.

“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”

by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023

Ineffable husbands

Aziraphale and Crowley from the show good omens <3

Ineffable husbands

by coveted seed July 10, 2024