Ineffable husbands

Aziraphale and Crowley from the show good omens <3

Ineffable husbands

by coveted seed July 10, 2024

3 Husband Jules

The definition of a woman worse than a Karen. Face like a cats arse and feet like a banshee. Constant whinging and complaining about anything and everything in life. Natural selection needs to take her out. No bloke on planet earth can deal with her shit except some Santa Clause looking motherfucker named Philip.

That bitch is a 3 husband Jules.

by Bega House of Sin September 24, 2023

gojos husband

a person who is married to gojo satoru
and usually lives in a small one story white house with a grey shingled roof with satoru gojo figurines

'this guy is totally gojos husband' said the teacher

by krunkatr0nic November 25, 2023

Hot Husband

A man within a relationship who, with the approval and encouragement of his partner, engages sexually with others, typically while the partner observes as a voyeur. The "hot-husband" may exhibit varying degrees of dominance or submissiveness within the primary relationship and is showcased and motivated to have sexual interactions outside of it. The term encompasses a spectrum of behaviors and dynamics, but central to the concept is the partner's pivotal role in directing and deriving pleasure from the "hot-husband's" external sexual encounters. The involvement of the partner may range from observation (i.e. in-person / filmed / detailed story-telling / etc.) to participation, with distinctions made from swinging based on the nature and context of the interactions.

Ever since they embraced the hot husband lifestyle, Kevin felt a newfound sense of freedom and excitement, knowing his partner not only approved but was also actively involved in orchestrating his external sexual encounters.

In their exploration of non-traditional relationship dynamics, Alex identified as a hot husband, relishing the freedom and support his partner offered in pursuing sexual encounters with others, while his partner enjoyed the thrill of observing and guiding these adventures.

“Yeah, we can fuck. You’re going to have to ask my partner first - he’s got to approve and he’s going to watch it all go down.”

“My bf is away for work and I have a hall-pass to fuck, but only if we film. We live that hot husband life and I get off on getting him off with my shenanigans.”

by Very Vers January 4, 2024

My husband

Hugh Laughton-Scott.

Me: “Hugh Laughton-Scott is my husband and the love of my life.”

by kys694203004 February 20, 2024

simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024

Female husband

A woman in a relationship who takes on the more masc jobs, they are often the breadwinners, prefer pets over kids and potentially have a shitty family/family member. Unlike girlbosses who are 80% of the time morally questionable Female husbands are known to be petty and actually likeable

Amy: ya heard of that video game character? She's such a girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss

by Beaver shearer February 23, 2025