A hurricane up your gay portal

A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings

pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter

OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane

I'm going to fuck you like crazy

I'm gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane!

by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016

Hurricane-force tears

(noun): what you tell someone when someone else is struggling to the point of crying large amounts.

you-Oh man i have a 5 page essay to right by 2moro
friend- oh man thats gonna be a struggle, nothing but hurricane-force tears.

by sdousafhuias March 14, 2010

dutch hurricane

A sexual act in which you give the other person a swirly while butt-fucking them.

The other day, I Dutch hurricaned that bitch so hard. It was awesome. *high five*

by Steely foxe May 18, 2014

Flying with the Hurricane

To trip on psychedelic mushrooms to the point where you think you might be Cajun. The term is commonly used by middle schoolers who recently tripped for their first time

Hey, did you try any of Katelyn's shrooms last night?
Nah man, why?
Holy shit man! It was crazy! I was flying with the hurricane

by McBurger66 May 6, 2015

Polish hurricane

When a girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart in her mouth. She gets both surprised and angry and blows it back in your face.

Janet gave me a polish hurricane because i just about blew mud in her mouth.

by Richard Cranium August 25, 2015

Hurricane Hermine

A soggy, wet towel which slapped Florida. It used to be a tropical storm, but evolved into a hurricane. Nobody likes Hermine.

"Did you see Hurricane Hermine yesterday? It was crazy. Floods everywhere!"

by grundsätzlich September 2, 2016