A hurricane up your gay portal

A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings

pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter

OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane

I'm going to fuck you like crazy

I'm gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane!

by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016

Miami Hurricanes

An NCAA Division I football team that won 5 national championships and hasn't been relevant since 2001. Lots of their players from the 80's-2000's are in prison now.

Some primary Miami Hurricanes rivals include the Florida Gators, Florida State Seminoles, Nebraska Cornhuskers and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.

by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016

Hurricane

A reason to move to a hurricane free state or city

We need to move because of the hurricane.

by bigppkay April 11, 2022

Hurricane Hangover

Most common side effect from absorbing strikes of the ruthless mixed martial artist Jude Chibuzor aka The Hurricane.

I sure cashed out from the cage fight but the Hurricane Hangover keeps coming

by Xan Xphan December 24, 2021

Hurricane-force tears

(noun): what you tell someone when someone else is struggling to the point of crying large amounts.

you-Oh man i have a 5 page essay to right by 2moro
friend- oh man thats gonna be a struggle, nothing but hurricane-force tears.

by sdousafhuias March 14, 2010

Polish hurricane

When a girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart in her mouth. She gets both surprised and angry and blows it back in your face.

Janet gave me a polish hurricane because i just about blew mud in her mouth.

by Richard Cranium August 25, 2015