A hula hoop must be a registered large hoop spun around the body by gyrating the hips, for play or exercise. One must report their hula hoop to the nearest home affairs. One must not receive any nuts if their hula hoop is not registered.
by Dwinxstar December 15, 2021
Get the Hula hoopmug. by Da hoop's my boss October 19, 2013
Get the da hoopmug. When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.
by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022
Get the cheeto hoopingmug. 
Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.
He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
Get the Hoop Drawermug. Every time I drive by that hammett hoop, there is a young fellow shooting 3s. I bet that hammett hoop has seen more shots than a Memphis gas station.
by michael mooncricket III April 18, 2025
Get the hammett hoopmug. To stick / insert the rim of a full pot of beer in your anus and then do a hand stand or invert yourself so you can “drink” / “shelve” the beer
by Take 5 February 20, 2025
Get the hoop a beermug.