grizzly man hoop

An incredibly hairy male ass hole

Fuck me thats one grizzly man hoop

by GhostPooper98 October 21, 2020

Karters hoop

When ones bum hole Is sore after a bout of karting , also known as ring sting

Hey a few of us from go karting have got karters hoop , have you had any symptoms

by Kartingqueen July 22, 2022

Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.

"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."

by MisterPenguin August 27, 2015

Hooping

The act of one using only their finger and thumb together in an O shape to pleasure oneself. Mainly used by people with micro weiners

nah i cant goon or jelq bro, I'm usually just hooping its the new method

by siphonx January 10, 2025

rally go hoops

Delhi Belly; traveler's diarrhea. When one can't leave the toilet dor more than 2 minutes.

The hot tamale off the street cart gave him the rally go hoops.

by ScotCanAm May 4, 2018

hoop soup

The mixture of unwiped shite from the arse with arse sweat.

Fuck me its hot today, my arse crack is swimming in hoop soup

by kev BROWN October 21, 2018

Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 18, 2022