Handy Chance

Act of using your hand on a 10.5”er with Kung Foo Grip

Joe Biden loves performing the Handy Chance on other men.

by String B November 17, 2022

Handy Banana

A natural dildo

I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch

by Redgorilla January 27, 2016

Sour Handy

A handjob lubricated with sour cream. Perfect when you have no other option.

Jill gave me a Sour Handy last night after we made tacos, it was sensational other than the horrible yeast infection

by Sourhandyenjoyer September 17, 2022

hilo handy

When you carve a hole in a block of spam to use as a masturbatory aid.

"I was over at Jeffrey's house and noticed the remnants of a hilo handy in his trash. Guess that's why he has all that Spam in his pantry"

by Not_Jeffrey September 14, 2022

Handy Craft

Hand crafts to make things more efficient.

Simple tasks crafted by one’s hands.

I built steps of wood up a tree to get to me hammock and called it a handy craft

by anonymous February 26, 2023

handy savage

A hand job. Masturbation, possibly mutual, probably self-given.

Zack: Yo, B, what are your plans tonight?
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.

by _bcom June 3, 2016

Dandy handy

A hand job that you need in a really stressful situation such as a school math exam.

Jamie's dandy handy came in handy today!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024