A Hamilton

When one drops a phat nature clump of the brown variety into an unsuspecting toilet

I'm off to drop a Hamilton.

by LTAM October 10, 2008

[Alexander Hamilton]

1. That guy on the US $10 bill.

2. The loser of the gun duel with Aaron Burr.

Why is Alexander Hamilton on the $10 Bill?

by Peter_Puck August 14, 2006

hamlin

Derived from a German town, Hameln.

Roughly translates to "home by the river".

Generally refers to someone who enjoys staying home except in cases of half korean descendants bearing this name.

What the fuck kind of Hamlin are you? You're korean and you're never at home!!

by LillyH August 20, 2008

Hamiltoe

It's when you are having sex with your partner and you put your foot in their sock and then grab their credit card.

Dude! It's all good to hit the mall today since I Hamiltoed my man last night!

by la pirata August 24, 2009

Hamilton Tourettes

A neurological disease that affects just one in 6.2 million persons Worldwide, commonly characterized by random facts and figures being needlessly shared with unsuspecting passers by, about Hamilton, Ontario, Canada – possibly Canada’s ugliest city. Generally those unaffected by this syndrome are unaware of its existence, yet the compulsion involved with this disease is overwhelming. Often times those affected by this disorder are unaware of its existence, and the negative effects of this are felt more so by the diseased individual’s co-workers.

Setting: Sterile office environment. Worker A says, “Hey, has anybody seen Deborah?” And Worker B says, “Oh, yeah. She’s in the kitchen telling some arbitrary story about Hamilton…I don’t know how she does it, but every story involves Hamilton somehow. I think she may be a witch.” Worker A responds, “Oh no, she’s just got Hamilton Tourettes.”

by jamesleblanc October 28, 2008

hamlet

a short fat "pig physiqued" manlet

a: haha look at that dude he's short and fat
b: typical hamlet

by lolzgym_nyc August 22, 2012

halitosis

my neighbors breath

by Anonymous August 18, 2003