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To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010
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Heather

As the tik tok trend a heather is someone who is seen as perfect and someone that people want to look like
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Heather

Heather is nice to everyone except guys. She's so sexist.
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Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.
Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.
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Heather

A superrr smokin’ HOT mom. An absolutely gorgeous milf. Everyone loves her, everyone wants her but only one person (besides her husband) can actually get her. That person is none other than Nyla ;)
Friend 1: “Dude her moms so hot”
Friend 2: Right! She’s gotta be a heather
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Heather

A perfect person in every way. A Heather is smart, kind, beautiful and impossible to hate.

The name comes from Conan Gray's song 'Heather'.
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Heather

Heather is the most beautiful person you know. You can have multiple Heathers in your life.
-Omg Natalia, Manuella, and Isabella are so pretty like wtf
-Ikr they're literally Heathers, it's not fair
-Girl you are Heather
-Haha I wish
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