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Glove department

A word blank people use to describe what they’re referring to as the glove compartment in a car (mostly black moms).
You do too much. Hand me my belt out the glove department so I can whoop your ass.”
by latrelljennings June 4, 2023
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Grizzly Glove

Similar to a Kitten Mitten but instead of being soft and silky it is comprised of very coarse bear, badger or bulldog pelt and a tanned lining of grizzly skin or innards. Grizzly Gloves are known all over the world for providing its wearers intense Grizzly powers. These powers include but are certainly not limited to the ability to hibernate, grizzly leg strength, salmon catching skills and mauling ability TOP SCORE. Minor drawbacks to the prolonged use of Grizzly Gloves are a predisposition to honey addiction, intense fear of forest fires and sudden uncontrollable urges to pilfer picnic baskets.
Bree: Travis! Trim those fingernails of yours! And while you're at it why don't you clean the dirt out from under them!

Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
by Honey Bree July 22, 2010
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Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine
Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!
by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021
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Black Glove

A go-to man hired to do errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.
I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.
by Tony Selmo November 6, 2023
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Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers
When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet
by Maugli the great March 14, 2021
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cunt glove

A name used when your friend has already used a genitalia paired with an article of clothing
Your such an asshat Dave. Well Mary your being a cunt glove yourself.
by Bestlaughgasever March 3, 2016
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glove

glove
by Wow, man is cool December 20, 2021
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