A Gloria is a backstabbing pain in the ass person who swears heaps. Never trust a Gloria, they will only betray you and spread bad rumours about you. They will act friendly at the start then turn out to be cyco. Gloria's tend to end up lonely and die old with nobody that loves them. She tends to laugh at you, call you names and punch you. They will even make your boyfriend dump you. WATCH OUT FOR GLORIA'S! THEY ARE TO BE TRUSTED UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES!
by Awesome Anonymous Person June 24, 2012
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My gloins are so bright I just got approached by 2 separate guys in the produce section
I thought maybe my gloins had cooled off some but then i bumped into some firemen...nope!
I thought maybe my gloins had cooled off some but then i bumped into some firemen...nope!
by ShadeZz November 22, 2011
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Get the comedy glod mug.Gloria is a fierce young lady with the tolerance to expel splendidly. She loves her friends (ecspecially Abby) and will always be there for them. She loves reading, but can get caught up trust issue, and doesn’t seem to pour out her soul to you. She wants to keep this short because she’s super irritated. (With Abby)
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