Boyfriend: “Hand me the AUX cord. We are going to listen to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”
by Candace2332 July 9, 2018
Get the Girlfriend rulemug. by sibby98 February 1, 2015
Get the baseball girlfriendmug. A woman you see when it's convenient for you because either you are wounded, non-committal, and/or a player. You have no intention of being in a monogamous relationship, but the constant cuddling, sex, spontaneous trips away, and all of the affection you provide leads her to believe you do.
This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.
This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.
We're breaking up. You are too broken, and I'm not your stunt girlfriend until you get your act together and leave for someone else..
by LogofileMBA November 30, 2022
Get the Stunt Girlfriendmug. The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.
(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)
(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)
by MisterStealYourReich January 28, 2017
Get the what girlfriend?mug. to me a non girlfriend is a girl who i plan to be with but have not been able to ask her to be mine yet, this can be for many reasons ranging to wrong timing or she wont say yes. to me a non girlfriend is someone i spend each second thinking about and am forced to always talk to her first as i miss her company. to me a non girlfriend is someone who respects me and always puts me ahead of others as i will always do for her, to me a non girlfriend is someone like Jessica who i want to be my real girlfriend <3
you were my non-girlfriend, will you be more?
by non-boyfriend March 22, 2017
Get the non-girlfriendmug. Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022
Get the Minecraft Girlfriendmug. An illustration of a female (usually good looking), usually in the form of a poster, located on the walls or ceiling of bedrooms of lonely young men.
by AwEsOmE-ty March 16, 2009
Get the Wall-girlfriendmug.