Daniel: Hey Rich, thanks for washing those dishes from the cook's line! You are a gentleman and a scholar and I'd love to meet your father someday; I'm sure he can cook a mean meat loaf.
Rich: I never meet my father.
Rich: I never meet my father.
by Stay KA October 21, 2009
Get the gentleman and a scholar mug.It is the act of pampering oneself in a specific way. The usual three "S's" (shit, shower, shave) but with a few things added in. First is masturbating, preferably before entering the shower. While showering ensure you have a can of your favourite beer (if you are a risk taker feel free to have beverages in glass containers) and put on some music (ZZ Top comes to mind). Voilà, a pampered gentleman.
Friend: What did you do this weekend?
You: Well I stayed in on Sunday and had a Gentleman's Spa Day
Friend: Nice
You: Well I stayed in on Sunday and had a Gentleman's Spa Day
Friend: Nice
by Katoxxvi September 11, 2016
Get the Gentleman's Spa Day mug.She was fairly average looking, so I only had a GQ (gentleman's quarterly)
He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)
He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)
by LyleStyle July 11, 2010
Get the GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly) mug.by Guess Who?! March 4, 2016
Get the gentleman and a scholar mug.A condom.
The Honourable Tarquin ffylkheme-Gernlough (pronounced felch me gently) was conceived due to his father forgetting his gentleman's riding coat.
by Totnes Bamber November 21, 2016
Get the gentleman's riding coat mug.A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.
A short rejuvenating snooze.
A short rejuvenating snooze.
Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"
Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"
Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"
Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"
Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"
Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"
Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"
by HonourandIntegrity November 29, 2019
Get the A Gentleman's Half Hour mug.Extension of the raptor claw; Where one seductively places the thumb into the anus of a woman while in the throes of passionate fisting.
Prudish pornstar: I can't believe he tried to give me the raptor claw on set.
Gentlemen caller: Baby, you've clearly never had The gentleman's raptor claw.
Gentlemen caller: Baby, you've clearly never had The gentleman's raptor claw.
by ThatJO February 3, 2018
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