Goat Stroker

Is a deviant masturbator.

Hell no! you can't come in the portajohn with me you Goat Stroker.

by Crham December 26, 2015

Goat ride

Oral sex performed on a woman by a man with a goatee . An inverted mustache ride .

"Who wants a goat ride?"
"I vant one! I vant one!"

by nox9wyrm June 28, 2019

Goat Love

once a homie has acquired the goat love from another homie the love between them cant be replaced therefore goat love is the stongest form of loyalty

yo dawg i got goat love for you

by M R J U N G L E M A N January 20, 2020

hitler the goat

Savior of our world

Hitler the goat died too young we need a new one

by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017

Goat Punched

To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.

Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?

Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!

by bigbadbick January 5, 2008

Buffalo Goat

A combination of buffalo bill and the goat. During a buffalo goat, a man tucks his penis behind his thighs, only showing a triangle of pubic hair. He then proceeds to quickly turn around, thus giving the audience "the goat," completing the buffalo goat. Preferably done on chatroulette or in public.

"Is that a guy or a woman."

"Dude, it's a woman. Wait, maybe it is a dude."

(Gives buffalo goat)

"Yeah, that's a dude."

by 3000labels May 20, 2010

goat goudger

To have intercourse with a goat

I heard your Dad is a goat goudger.

by Eric Buzz. April 28, 2007