Fortinus

Person who gonna make a lot of money and has a cool vibe can be friend with anyone but still cant be friend with some people

MY last name is fortinus

-OMG LETS BE FRIEND

BAHAHAH NO💖

by Im intelligent April 28, 2021

fockin lannesters

a slur directed at people who behave similarly to the lannisters from game of thrones mostly in reference to the incestous relationship between cersei and jaime usually with the adition of a fake irish accent

tim: so your wife cheated on you?

nick: yeah with her brother
matt: yikes that's fucked up man
bryce: this is why you don't trust fockin lannesters they're always fockin shagging they:re siblins

by shaw miserix April 29, 2021

Fork In Horn

A fork in horn is the name for when a man gets spit-roasted, so named for the look created by the angle of the erect dick ‘forking’ off the body.

Friend 1: Did you hear what happened to Tyler this weekend?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude was bragging he was in a fork in horn!
Friend 1: Right?! I wonder if he was the fork?

by Truth&Knowledge May 23, 2021

fork In toaster

the act of doing stupidity where ones actions represent that of a psychopath in wich results In near death or pain.

He committed fork In toaster

by fork in toaster May 26, 2021

fooking.avocados5

the coolest person out there and the most sexiest of all. people normally see them and think "DAYUM I WANT THAT IN MY BED 2NITE"

fooking.avocados5 is here? GET THAT UNDER MA SHEETS"

by anonymous June 3, 2021

Firkin

A British Standard measure of excess usually expressed in units of two, e.g. two firkin big.

I tried to get this condom on my cock but it is "two firkin small"

by Johnny Old Boy July 18, 2021

Forfin

lying

tyrell : yo girl cheating dude

dontae : quit forfin mane

by anonymous August 25, 2021