a trigonometry major, but also made a girl bisexual(who mainly likes girls), and somehow got a 2 paragraph rejection from the same girl. And after many years he still likes her, despite never seeing her.
by sdhfjkdsd August 19, 2023
Get the Stanleymug. by thenavneet January 4, 2018
Get the flat stanleymug. She’s the most beautiful, wonderful person in the planet and she will always cheer you up no matter what the situation is, the best out there
by Ella’s lover June 9, 2019
Get the ella grace stanleymug. A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.
by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022
Get the Stanleymug. The new Yeti and Hydroflask. Every basic white chick has to have it. Overpriced cup that everyone wants for some reason.
White Chick: Have you seen the new Stanley Cups there so cute. Will you get me one, babe?
Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!
Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!
by Verity January 7, 2024
Get the Stanley Cupmug. This person is one of the cutest, loving, smartest, kindest, caring people you’ll ever know. He brings out the light in every room, makes people happy without trying. He’s the life of the party. Everyone loves him. He’s such a beautiful soul and a wonderful person. He has charm and is funny as hell. He makes you laugh when you’re mad, he will make u smile with tears in your eyes. He always has the best intention, he’s so handsome inside and outside. He’s the unexpected blessing you never thought you’d ever find. He’s the sun on the darkest of days. If you meet him, you’ll be the luckiest person in the world. I can’t stand a day without him, I am the luckiest to have him too. I love you bubby.
You don’t know Stanley staco???
He’s one of a kind man, you’re missing out.
I love Stanley staco, he’s a blessing on Earth
He’s one of a kind man, you’re missing out.
I love Stanley staco, he’s a blessing on Earth
by jazmine123 September 7, 2020
Get the Stanley stacomug. A pathetic, micro-dicked incel who can't get a date because they're too busy blaming lesbians for taking their women and masculinity.
"Have you seen Stanley lately? I heard he is on an FBI watchlist now."
"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."
"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."
by King 13 July 1, 2022
Get the Stanleymug.