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Japanese Breakfast

An indie rock band fronted by Korean American Michelle Zauner. The band is named after anime gifs of japanese breakfasts.
by Pony Danza April 16, 2023
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Breakfast Pizza

During Covid restrictions that required bars to sell food with any alcoholic beverage, it is the pizza you need to order even if you just had dinner -- hence it becomes planned breakfast pizza.
"You need to order food with that drink. All we have left is a slice of pizza."

"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."
by Monsieur Papa February 25, 2021
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breakfast coat

A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.
Put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. Mama's got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.
by Doomie January 29, 2015
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adam's breakfast

An Adam's Breakfast is the trump card in any Pick Up Artist's (PUA) repository. The morning after, the PUA quickly whips up the lady/ladies a gourmet breakfast while she/they are asleep and then promptly after breakfast, has sex with her/them.

Notes:
The breakfast should include Hollandaise Sauce.
Sex the night before may or may not have occurred.
Guy 1: "This poison chick stayed over last night man!"
Guy 2: "AND?!? Details man!!"
Guy 1: "Well she didn't put out until I gave her an Adam's Breakfast..."
Hooded Random: "And then he FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!"
by mous_se February 9, 2015
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Mario's breakfast

A breakfast dish which consists of two hot dogs each split open like a canoe and filled with an egg cooked over easy garnished with some dill and a side of sliced tomatoes.
Yo Mario's breakfast got Maria puking!
by UrbanRussianPirateHooker March 11, 2021
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Breakfast Drink

Vodka mixed into a almost half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice.
Breakfast Drink

1. Almost Half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice
2. Any Vodka
3. Pour as much vodka into the Orange Juice
4. Drink and enjoy
by Oooo weeee November 11, 2012
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Texas Breakfast

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast
by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022
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