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Fog machine

A hillarius joke that occured from the hit game "cards against huamnity."
*WHEEEEEEEEZE* Fog machine
- Bruh
by IAmKall December 10, 2022
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Fog Craze

A condition contracted by those exposed for prolonged periods in foggy conditions.

After being in fog for an extended period of time (commonly no more than 2 minutes) individuals may become disorientated and confused. Unable to retain their focus individuals may begin to enter a 'crazed' like state, running in short bursts in random directions. If unable to escape the fog an individual may begin to run in circles, shrieking, until eventually attempting to burrow into the very ground they are standing on.

If someone is seen in this state then it is already too late to save them, they now think they are a ‘screwdriver’ and will proceed to burrow head-first into the ground. Any attempt to stop them may result in violent attacks and it is advised that you should stand clear.

In the early stages symptoms consist of rash decisions, often wandering in random directions and a glaze seen over the eye. Later symptoms include foaming at the mouth, loud shrieking and the inevitable 'screwdriver' state of mind!
That, son, is a serious case of 'fog craze', we best get out of here.
by Foggyman June 10, 2011
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small fog

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by the orange gorrilla July 17, 2003
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Fog Runner

Came from Silent Hill 2 forest trail run meme, a Fog Runner is a person (usually men) who feels lost in life and has no idea on how to take the next step in life due to their plans (usually during high school) not working out. or
"Did you remember that one person in Highschool who seemed to have a promising future due to his grades? He end up becoming a fog runner after finishing high school."
by a stones March 23, 2024
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Fog of war

The foggy feeling in your head the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
Man I feel dizzy from drinking too much last night, really feeling the fog of war this morning.
by Phantom41889 June 1, 2017
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FOG

Fear Obligation Guilt—the effects of psychological conditioning which results from long term gaslighting in a toxic/abusive/unhealthy relationship which prevents you from seeing that you are being manipulated into doing things/living in a way that is uncomfortable to you.
“Did you break up with Bob?”
“I tried but he said that if I leave he’ll kill himself”.
Bullshit. He’s just trying to guilt you into staying. Girl, you need to clear the FOG and leave his ass”.
by loveskulls13 March 25, 2020
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Oklahoma Fog Horn

when you hang a dude from his legs off the top of a lighthouse and fuck him until he starts moaning loud enough call boats to shore.
“I just performed an Oklahoma fog horn on Jimmy and seven boats filled with midgets came in and recorded everything
by Flash2110 October 17, 2025
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