Flutter butter

The combination of jizz and shit after anal

There was a lot of flutter butter on my ass yesterday

by Mr.toasty lemon January 30, 2017

flattened fauna

a dead animal (or dead animals) in the road

Although deer make up the smallest number of the reported flattened fauna, they are one of the most infamous examples because they instinctively run in the direction of the hazard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010

flattergasted

A state of uncertainty, brought on by an unsolicited or unwarranted barrage of compliments. This sensation is typically followed by the raising of a bullshit alarm, and is most usually induced by a frenemy.

-"Oh, cutie, you have been so funny tonight...(later at the same party)...that's a really nice shirt. It really brings out your eyes, and I've never noticed how amazing they are...(yet again, later, same party)...this is the best sex I've ever had. I've never felt this way with anyone before. You are without doubt the best lover in the world"
- (you, all the while, thinking:) 'Uh, ok(?)...uh, whatever...Is she for-fucking-real? This was a mistake. I'm so utterly flattergasted right now. '

by jawasan August 5, 2015

Flattie

A girl with a flat chest.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A TRAP
She says she's a girl, but we all know she likes it in the butt so we ain't sure.

Josh - Hey, do you like Veronica
Aaron - Lol yeah shes cute.

Josh - Not you-you fucking fag.
Drake - Me?
Josh - Yeah.
Drake - Bitch, NO!
Josh - Why?
Drake - She's a fucking flattie lmao.

by Its Okay To Be Gay By The Way November 4, 2018

flitterjigs

1. the small knots of fluff that build onto your woolen jumper over time.

2. an irrevent alias for those irish that can't dance, but do.

there right flitterjigs

by dove December 11, 2003

Flatty

The opposite of phat or phatty. A woman with no ass, preferably a African American woman because usually we are the one's with nice size booties.

Shut up you damn flatty!

Marrisa is a flatty girl.

Eva from America's Next Top Model: Cycle 3

by Caren H February 12, 2006

flottmeyer

the rare spineless male who has never and will likely never experience the touch of a female. eventually he turns to spectating sports relentlessly for his satisfaction and entertainment. expected to turn gay by thirty.

"Has that guy ever even gotten kissed?"
"Nah, he's a flottmeyer."

"Hey man, why don't you go out tonight, the baseball game isn't that important"
"Hey, I'm a flottmeyer, what do you expect?!"

by Jack Merriman November 11, 2007