emmerz

a special nickname saved for the individuals who are always the last ones to get jokes. generally thought of as "slow."

person1: ROFLOL
person2: BAHAHA
emmerz: wait what?!?!

by noreally? April 7, 2009

Emmanuel

A fat 5th grader who always shows off his skills to the girls.

Emmanuel is a fat fuck

by Jdjjdjrejeb May 20, 2019

Emmett

Emmett is the most annoying leach you will ever meet. he WILL latch on to you and follow you into the bathroom because he knows you will run from him. he is also autistic as shit and screams WHATTTTTT. if you know anyone named Emmett report them to the government because they are most likely an alien.

That guy EMMETT is SUCH A RETARD

by EMMETT HATER October 7, 2022

Emmanuel

Some gay ass nigga in the hood

Look at Emmanuel that wierd ass niga

by Ando9000 October 16, 2019

Emmet

Emmet is someone who gives off big dick energy but has an innocent and kind soul. He may be dense at times (like a lego) but he is nice, passionate, and driven. He's always down for anything no matter how childish and remains rationale even in the toughest of circumstances. He tries his best to make those around him happy. Even though he may occasionally clash with other personalities, he makes a great life partner.

Emmet, Everything has been awesome and I love you too.

Get your own Emmet, this one is mine.

by illbuyyoulegosinthefuture November 21, 2021

emmet

shit head loser who loves girls who don't like him back a total perv and has a tiny penis and no one likes him and his fat self

That emmet is such a perv

by guythereal21265 March 23, 2017

Emmenis

49% Son of a bitch, 51% Motherfucker

Emmenis, He'll hold the door open for you, but slap your ass when you walk in!

by anonymous147 November 3, 2013