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Dylan

Noun. A person(s) who stalks little girls sort of like a Pedofile. Actually, more like a pedobear.
Oh gawd look its Dylan, at it again.
by raw_power April 1, 2009
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A guy who has a red dick from being a virgin for too long and being desperate. He will go after random girls trying to get laid but will never succeed.
That guy says I'm going to steal his virginity but I don't want to! What a Dylan!
by RedishDick April 12, 2011
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A peice of shit who eats your toes in your sleep and makes out with your dog when your not looking. He is a dirty freaking pervert and hates anyone who isn't exactly like him. He can be classified as a bitch, although he's a guy (or so he SAYS).
I literally may shoot Dylan any minute now.
by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011
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Guy with huge dick and girls over him to suck his cock
He's fuckin awesome and when you see a Dylan then you should fuck his brains out if ur a hot chick.
by yomama5299 October 5, 2011
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A Dylan is a country boy from the country. Often found screaming yee yee and revving their engine in the student parking lot at 7:30 in the morning. Will work for free or monsters.
Person1: Did you see Dylan the other day?
Person2: Yeah, he was yelling yeehaw in the parking lot at 3 a.m
by xiuing1999 October 18, 2018
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Very cute and strong boys, and love the most they will do anything for girls in a relationship, if you mess with a Dylan you get beat up very very cute guys.
Dylan farted

Dylan is a sweet sexy boy

Dylan is the best
by Princess bubblegum May 21, 2016
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MASSIVE PENIS. his penis can reach mars and back. He is cheating on his girlfriend and should stop taking drugs
Lol that is definitely Dylans
by Stilter May 19, 2018
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