Dylan

Noun. A person(s) who stalks little girls sort of like a Pedofile. Actually, more like a pedobear.

Oh gawd look its Dylan, at it again.

by raw_power April 1, 2009

Dylan

A guy who has a red dick from being a virgin for too long and being desperate. He will go after random girls trying to get laid but will never succeed.

That guy says I'm going to steal his virginity but I don't want to! What a Dylan!

by RedishDick April 12, 2011

Dylan

A peice of shit who eats your toes in your sleep and makes out with your dog when your not looking. He is a dirty freaking pervert and hates anyone who isn't exactly like him. He can be classified as a bitch, although he's a guy (or so he SAYS).

I literally may shoot Dylan any minute now.

by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011

Dylan

Guy with huge dick and girls over him to suck his cock
He's fuckin awesome and when you see a Dylan then you should fuck his brains out if ur a hot chick.

Megan fox: I want to fuck Dylan today

by yomama5299 October 5, 2011

Dylan

He likes moaning and calling people pigs and fat

Me: hi Dylan

Dylan: what do you want ugly pig

by Haidance October 18, 2019

Dylan

A big wasteman who tends to lie a lot and be scared of public transport. He acts really tough but if actually just annoying.

Don’t be such a Dylan

by a massive nonce August 16, 2018

Dylan

That kid who has long/short hair that everyone thinks that he will shoot up a place

Dylan the School shooter

by Unknown 121111564 May 3, 2018