A 'dusty bradford' is where you and a girl (or man, if you swing that way) are about to have anal sex. The taker usually wants it lubed up in one way or another, and instead of doing it, you lie and say you're ready to go and just shove it in there dry. Usually a form of punishment to the partner.
girl- "do me from behind"
guy- "okay give me a sec" (shoves it in unexpectantly)
girl- "OUCH! i didnt ask for a dusty bradford!"
guy- "okay give me a sec" (shoves it in unexpectantly)
girl- "OUCH! i didnt ask for a dusty bradford!"
by Dusty the clown February 17, 2010

When you've got some chick (or dude, depending on your preference) sucking your dick, then you tell them to hold on because you have to pee/left the oven on/phone is ringing/whatever, then you stick your spit-slathered dong in the vacuum bag and come back and cockslap them as hard as you possibly can. Originally named for Wilford Brimley, but "Dusty Wilson" had a better ring to it.
-Dude, my girl just broke up with me after I gave her a dusty wilson.
-Well what do you expect? That shit's gross.
-Well what do you expect? That shit's gross.
by sir dixon dongs March 23, 2011

Commonly known as "Justin Beiber" but refers to his feminine style and unused female sexual organ. Enough said.
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When an old man blows his load in a girls face and all that comes out is dust;therefore pissing the girl off
by deichert June 14, 2008

The act of an elderly male performing anal sex on a woman and simultaneously inserting his saggy (and/or wrinkly) ballsack into the woman's vagina.
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