1. You fucking donkey licker, you fucking broke my sandwich!
2. I saw you licking a donkey yesterday. You fucking donkey licker!
2. I saw you licking a donkey yesterday. You fucking donkey licker!
by Mike Ellison April 22, 2004
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Swamp Donkey:
A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
Swamp Donkey:
A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!
by The m00z January 11, 2006
Get the Swamp Donkey mug.When you smack someones butt .
A donkey is also refered to as an ass .
So if your smacking the donkey your smacking the ass .
A donkey is also refered to as an ass .
So if your smacking the donkey your smacking the ass .
Two guys are talking .
GUY 1: Yeah dudee I was with her last night.
GUY 2: You were totally smacking the donkey weren't you?
GUY 1: Yeah dudee I was with her last night.
GUY 2: You were totally smacking the donkey weren't you?
by ThatCoolKid. December 26, 2010
Get the smacking the donkey mug.A sexual act where a partner tightly ties a string around the man's ball sack, hits it with a 2x4, brays loudly, and then walks away.
When Tina secretly found out that her boyfriend cheated on her, she tied him to the bed promising an amazing experience - but instead gave him a blue donkey.
by Tdogggydogg January 20, 2017
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Get the donkey shit mug.When you are done with a serious workout (basketball, lifting, etc...) and you are about to take a shower, you pull down your drawers to find what your penis has become a dark, moist, smelly chode resembling the aroma of a donkey's dick
Brad: Hey Bill, nice game dogg, you hittin' up the showers or what?
Bill: No man, I'm gonna wait till Andrew's done. He had the worst Shower Donkey the other day I almost threw up on my towel... Give it like 10 minutes
Brad: Aight good call. thanks
Bill: No man, I'm gonna wait till Andrew's done. He had the worst Shower Donkey the other day I almost threw up on my towel... Give it like 10 minutes
Brad: Aight good call. thanks
by The Great Mustafa September 5, 2010
Get the Shower Donkey mug.happy donkey is code for gay ass. Used as a disguised insult, happy donkey derives from:
Happy = Gay
Donkey = Ass
Happy = Gay
Donkey = Ass
by Ayiak January 2, 2008
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