1. You fucking donkey licker, you fucking broke my sandwich!
2. I saw you licking a donkey yesterday. You fucking donkey licker!
2. I saw you licking a donkey yesterday. You fucking donkey licker!
by Mike Ellison April 22, 2004
Get the donkey lickermug. Latin: (Swampus-Donkus)
Swamp Donkey:
A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
Swamp Donkey:
A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!
by The m00z January 11, 2006
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. When you smack someones butt .
A donkey is also refered to as an ass .
So if your smacking the donkey your smacking the ass .
A donkey is also refered to as an ass .
So if your smacking the donkey your smacking the ass .
Two guys are talking .
GUY 1: Yeah dudee I was with her last night.
GUY 2: You were totally smacking the donkey weren't you?
GUY 1: Yeah dudee I was with her last night.
GUY 2: You were totally smacking the donkey weren't you?
by ThatCoolKid. December 26, 2010
Get the smacking the donkeymug. A sexual act where a partner tightly ties a string around the man's ball sack, hits it with a 2x4, brays loudly, and then walks away.
When Tina secretly found out that her boyfriend cheated on her, she tied him to the bed promising an amazing experience - but instead gave him a blue donkey.
by Tdogggydogg January 20, 2017
Get the blue donkeymug. by 0o~lauz~o0 October 28, 2005
Get the donkey shitmug. While riding your pertner from behind, just before shooting your load, hit her round the head with something hard. This causes her to contract giving the beholder great pleasure
by Minchos May 2, 2003
Get the Donkey Knockingmug. happy donkey is code for gay ass. Used as a disguised insult, happy donkey derives from:
Happy = Gay
Donkey = Ass
Happy = Gay
Donkey = Ass
by Ayiak January 2, 2008
Get the happy donkeymug.