Dealers eighter

Similar to a bakers dozen. A dealer of marijuana will round up to 4 grams from the regular 3.5 that and eighter is.

my guy just hooked me up with a dealers eighter, its a lot better deal

by yAuknow March 25, 2011

dealor

The ship between the band Queen's drummer Roger Taylor and bassist John Deacon

"John and Roger are pretty fucking close."
"I ship dealor so hard!"

by Rogertaylwhore July 20, 2019

type-dealie

Basically this word is an alias for other words, much like thing or doohickey, etc. This one just happens to sound sillier when its put into use.

So what's this lever type-dealie?

by Invader Jim May 5, 2004

Meme Dealer

A person who sells memes. They're always undercover and will deny that thay are the meme dealer even if its obvious. There are many rumors about this person.

Memes may be free for friends, but you might have to pay for them.

There is usually many memes printed on a page.

Person 1: Did you hear? Brady's getting memes from that Meme Dealer
Person 2: Yeah, we gotta find out who it is.

Person 1: Hopefully we'll get some dank memes from them.

by Boof Poof Noof May 15, 2018

Doza Deal

Is a deal or bet in which one party involved has no intention of following through with the agreed upon terms. Typically the person making this deal or bet is too broke to follow through in the first place and never intended on committing to it when the time comes.

It was a total Doza deal, he would never follow through with it.

by WalterKronkite August 18, 2019

Drug Dealer's Phone

A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.

Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.

Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.

Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed

Ben: I don't sell drugs.

Andy: But your phone.

Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.

Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.

Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.

Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.

by Sieffy October 30, 2016

dealyo

Dealyo is the story, the answer, or the reason behind an observation of something unusual.

I see Bill working on his car with a spoon and ask, "Bill, I see you're working on your car with a spoon... What's the dealyo there Billy boy?"

by tiresidedown September 18, 2013